Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Things I Learned At A Country Music Concert

-100's of women who would deny it on any other day, will not only admit to being a redneck woman, but shout hey y'all and yee haw.      -God, America, and the military will receive multiple shout outs.       -It's possible to fit trigonometry into a rap song.    -There are country rap songs.   -Sometimes the biggest belt buckle is on a woman.  -There will be at least one lady with a baby on her hip.  -The hook 'em horns hand gesture is not limited to Texas or rock concerts.  -Even the sternest cowboy needs a little rhinestone in his life.  -Country women will kick your ass if you try to take their man, but they'll warn you first.  -Sometimes you're too skinny to make skinny jeans look good.  -Everyone wants to save a horse, ride a cowboy (and every man thinks he is a cowboy)

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